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We gave him a faulty parachute so he would die when he jumped out of the plane.

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Kenny asked me frantically what the fuck was going on, and as calmly as I could I told him "we gotta eat, dude..."

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Trial 1: 'Upon initial needle insertion into fontanelle lead to the infant crying.'

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I feel so lonely today. Good thing the thing in my basement is home with me.

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I fall asleep gazing at the ceiling mural of faces.

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My estranged bio dad reached out to me and the moment I recognized him from the pictures was the moment I was shot

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The delivery guy smiles and hands me my pizza, I tip him and return inside to feast on the luscious pie.

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Just a quick reminder that you should always remember to wash your hair.

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My wife died giving birth to our daughter and today, she just said her first words: "Mama"

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I told my father when I grew up, I wanted to be just like my favorite musician.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We gave him a faulty parachute so he would die when he jumped out of the plane.	28
Kenny asked me frantically what the fuck was going on, and as calmly as I could I told him "we gotta eat, dude..."	28
Trial 1: 'Upon initial needle insertion into fontanelle lead to the infant crying.'	28
I feel so lonely today. Good thing the thing in my basement is home with me.	28
I fall asleep gazing at the ceiling mural of faces.	28
My estranged bio dad reached out to me and the moment I recognized him from the pictures was the moment I was shot	28
The delivery guy smiles and hands me my pizza, I tip him and return inside to feast on the luscious pie.	28
Just a quick reminder that you should always remember to wash your hair.	28
My wife died giving birth to our daughter and today, she just said her first words: "Mama"	28
I told my father when I grew up, I wanted to be just like my favorite musician.	28